"It's my dick in a box!"

What's good, y'all?
Here's some delish little tidbits about yours truly...enjoy or something.

The name's Justin Randall Timberlake. Or JT. Whatever floats yer boat, I guess.
I was thrusted into the public when I was just a kid on the Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah, that corny-ass show.

M-I-C-K-E-Y...Why? Because this is gay. Whoever came up with that theme song needs to be locked up.

Who would have known that I would have met my future girlfriend when I was a dorky little kid wearing Mickey Mouse ears? Yeah. I'm kind of ashamed to have been with Britney Spears. That K-Fed dude turned her into a fuckin' psycho bitch. I digress.

So I was in The Mickey Mouse Club from '93 'till it ended it '95...thank the Lord.
Then in '95 I was whisked away by a fat bastard named Lou Pearlman to join this boy-band or whatever, *NSYNC. Again, whoever came up with that name. Yeah. No thanks. What the hell is with the asterisk in the beginning? No one ever really explained that. And I don't even think there's an explanation.

*NSYNC survived for an insanely long time. From '95 till '02. Much longer than anyone expected, I think.

So then I decided, 'fuck this gay-ass shit, y'all are my back-up singers and dancers anyway' and I made my own little solo career. Not that I hate those dudes--they're a little nutty, but they're good people. I just needed to branch out and do my own thing.

The solo career took off pretty damn fast and I toured with Christina Aguilera. She's changed a whole lot from when she first started out. It's like her and Britney changed places. Like, Britney started out as a well-liked, talented person and then turned into a fuckin' crazy bitch while Christina started out as a fuckin' whore and, well, the girl's got class now...amazingly.

I also starred in the half-time show that will probably never be forgotten 'cuz I exposed Janet Jackson's tit to America. It was pretty fuckin' funny, I have to admit. We joked around about doing it but then after it actually happened it was like "fuck...what were we thinking?" It certainly caused chaos. Who knew that a tit could cause so many damn problems?

As of late I've branched out to the acting world, doing Alpha Dog, Black Snake Moan, and Shrek the Third.

And now I'm here. In Chimera.

That's all I have to say.
[[OOC: Because this entry is public i have to say this isn't fuckin' real--it's for a game. I'm NOT Justin. So no fan-mail and other retarded crap.]]